I am working this evening on a live show (regular readers will know which one it is). When I say 'working' I mean sitting around watching the TV and pretending to do really important things on my computer (like blogging). It's whilst I was watching break that an advert for this apperared:

Yes, it's an album of songs designed 'to put the fun into housework'.

Just for eductaional purposes I have the tracklist for you here:

1. Queen - I Want To Break Free
   
2. Ronan Keating - Life Is A Rollercoaster
   
3. Bangles - Manic Monday
   
4. Aretha Franklin - Respect
   
5. Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive
   
6. The Foundations - Build Me Up Buttercup
   
7. The Monkees - Daydream Believer
   
8. Roy Orbison - Oh, Pretty Woman
   
9. The Beach Boys - Help Me Rhonda
   
10. Hot Chocolate - You Sexy Thing
    
11. UB40 feat. Chrissie Hynde - I Got You Babe
    
12. Big Mountain - Baby, I Love Your Way
    
13. Madness - It Must Be Love
    
14. Spandau Ballet - Gold
    
15. Cutting Crew - (I Just) Died In Your Arms
    
16. Mike And The Mechanics - Over My Shoulder
    
17. Don McLean - American Pie
    
18. Lene Marlin - Sitting Down Here
    
19. Blondie - Sunday Girl
    
20. Mental As Anything - Live It Up
    
21. Cliff Richard - Wired For Sound
    
22. Wings - Silly Love Songs

1. Kylie Minogue - Spinning Around
   
2. Irene Cara - Fame
   
3. Diana Ross - Chain Reaction
   
4. The Weather Girls - It's Raining Men
   
5. Cyndi Lauper - Girls Just Want To Have Fun
   
6. Phil Collins & Philip Bailey - Easy Lover
   
7. Tina Turner - The Best
   
8. Kenny Loggins - Footloose
   
9. Tiffany - I Think We're Alone Now
   
10. KC & The Sunshine Band - Give It Up
    
11. M People - Moving On Up
    
12. Donna Summer - Love's Unkind
    
13. Erasure - Take A Chance On Me
    
14. Spiller feat. Sophie Ellis-Bextor - Groovejet (If This Ain't Love)
    
15. Jamelia - Superstar
    
16. Joss Stone - Super Duper Love
    
17. Jean Knight - Mr. Big Stuff
    
18. Blue - All Rise
    
19. LeAnn Rimes - Can't Fight The Moonlight
    
20. Katie Melua - The Closest Thing To Crazy

Brilliant. Not only do you get to do the fucking hoovering but you get to listen to Queen, Phil Collins and Katie 'I hope you fucking die you boring little shit-bag' Melua.

Whatever will they think of next?

Putting Out The Garbage Songs?  Having A Dump Songs?  Wanking Songs?